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very fun/funny

i liked it a lot. i thought it was very original and clever.

fun but easy

i liked it tho it was really short. i think you couldve gone a lot further with this one like slowly destroying the monster by like killing his organs and stuff you know? good game though.

it was fun but a little repetitive

i liked the vast assortment of weapons like firearms, melee, or explosives. that was pretty cool. i also liked the way you could hire mercenaries.

The music and graphics were great,

but as for overall gameplay i felt it was lacking. it was just like sooooo many other puzzle games. I did like, however, that you had to kill red ''cuties'' to replenish health. that little feature gave it a little more difficultie, and set it apart from the other puzzles like it . i also liked how the music changed to dramatic tunes when you were low on health or something. pretty good game, but just didnt hold my attention.

maybe its just me but...

i cant make heads or tails of this game at all. I think you should add a more in depth instructions note, for dummies like me. other than that, great graphics and a cool little backround beat, and i like the whole idea of the game tho i do not understand how to play it.

all i did was max out strength

i think the absolute best possible direction for this game to go is:chrome wars 2,online edition! how fucking sick would it be if you could play this EXACT game, but online with other people?! anyway great game man. keep up the good work.

Was it just me...

Or was it if you got within 1 foot of one of the attackers you lost? anyway yeah i didnt like this game too much. partly because of the repetitive music, partly because if you got even sorta close to someone you lost.

I didnt like it...

Too confusing even after going through the tutorial. I suggest you make difficulty levels, or just make the game all around easier. Just a bit anyway.

just thought there wasnt enough action or strategy

I just thought you couldve went so much further with this game. The game as a whole felt like one big tutorial.

Awesome game. I can't stop playing it!

Everything about this game is top notch! there is only two things i see that could be improved: 1) offer some sort of upgrade for your spider minions, and 2) make some sort of achievement system. Like, you should get certain medals for doing certain things. Overall though, this is by far, one of the greatest games I've ever played on Newgrounds. Please make more.

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